http://ezinearticles.com/?cat=Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor EzineArticles.com - Trusted By Millions as The Source For Quality Original Articles http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/ This is a tongue-in-cheek commentary on recent "highest ever" exam results in Britain. Where will it all end? Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:49:24 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-British-A-Nation-of-Geniuses-Under-Labour&id=3217293 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-British-A-Nation-of-Geniuses-Under-Labour&id=3217293 [Note: this article is a SPOOF and entirely fictitious. Everything in it is made up.] This is a continuation - part three - of translations into English of transmissions from an Arcturian survey ship in Earth orbit, to its mission operations based on Arcturus IX Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:47:21 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Subjugating-Humanity-Part-Three-Methods-of-Controlling-the-Herd&id=3217267 http://ezinearticles.com/?Subjugating-Humanity-Part-Three-Methods-of-Controlling-the-Herd&id=3217267 This is a satirical article. The events are fictitious. Dismay erupts in Britain as the country's "Truth Tsar" is sacked by a government outraged by his insistence on facts. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:46:14 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?British-Scientist-Sacked-Over-Earth-Goes-Around-Sun-Claim&id=3217212 http://ezinearticles.com/?British-Scientist-Sacked-Over-Earth-Goes-Around-Sun-Claim&id=3217212 This is a SPOOF a SATIRICAL article and not meant to be taken seriously. It follows on from "Subjugating Humanity Part One. All references in it are fictitious. From:Earth survey ship "Look Lively" To: Mission Operations, Arcturus IX Subject: Summary of analysis of Earth's political system - part two: report resumed. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:07:00 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Subjugating-Humanity-Part-Two-Banks,-Corporations-and-Invisible-Chains&id=3170679 http://ezinearticles.com/?Subjugating-Humanity-Part-Two-Banks,-Corporations-and-Invisible-Chains&id=3170679 This is a SPOOF article and not meant to be taken serious. All references in it are made up and fictitious and do not in fact exist. After break of several months I have been receiving again snippets of communications between an orbiting Arcturan survey ship and its base in the Arcturus system. I have done my best with the translation and offer it to you now for your consideration. The translation reads as follows. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:02:58 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Subjugating-Humanity-Part-One-Who-is-Running-Earth?&id=3170650 http://ezinearticles.com/?Subjugating-Humanity-Part-One-Who-is-Running-Earth?&id=3170650 DOP tells about the best way to run the country in the future with a dog as president. There are many advantages to having a dog as president. Learn now how to vote in the next election. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:57:33 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Dop-The-Dogs-Only-Party-How-to-Elect-a-Dog-to-the-Presidency&id=363998 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Dop-The-Dogs-Only-Party-How-to-Elect-a-Dog-to-the-Presidency&id=363998 Suffering from the redecorating blues. The sweat often outweighs the equity. Perhaps the Jungle Room is the right idea...you can vacuum the walls. A log cabin requires no wallpaper. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:10:26 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?If-a-Mans-Home-is-His-Castle,-Why-is-There-Potpourri-in-My-Moat?&id=3207000 http://ezinearticles.com/?If-a-Mans-Home-is-His-Castle,-Why-is-There-Potpourri-in-My-Moat?&id=3207000 Comedy is the ultimate entertainment for anybody in the universe. A smile on anyone's face can make wonders which will also keep the people very healthy in the sense that it is just like a medicine to cure all miseries, pains and many more.This may be expressed in different types like mono-action, drama, price less expressions, humourous skits imitating others, jokes, cartoons, comic stories etc. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:21:17 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Comedy-is-the-Ultimate-Mantra-For-Happiness&id=3209131 http://ezinearticles.com/?Comedy-is-the-Ultimate-Mantra-For-Happiness&id=3209131 Banking is a serious business. Bank managers who appear to be to be cool and calm all the time are actually under a lot of pressure to satisfy their clients and to maintain a healthy and competitive work atmosphere for their team members. They are responsible for assessing and maintaining the conduct, behavior, and progress of their team. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:00:22 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Top-5-Funniest-Excuses-Given-to-Bank-Manager&id=3204553 http://ezinearticles.com/?Top-5-Funniest-Excuses-Given-to-Bank-Manager&id=3204553 For my sister's birthday I wanted to surprise her with a balloon bouquet, flowers were out of my budget range but I knew I could afford a nice spread of balloons. She worked as a hair stylist in Ketchum, Idaho and I wanted a big birthday display to celebrate her birthday. The balloons would be a nice way to announce it was her birthday. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:38:13 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Lost-in-Translation,-How-a-Simple-Spelling-Error-Can-Reap-Rewards-and-Become-Family-Lore&id=3203549 http://ezinearticles.com/?Lost-in-Translation,-How-a-Simple-Spelling-Error-Can-Reap-Rewards-and-Become-Family-Lore&id=3203549 Imagine the situation when you are with your family and someone tells a dirty joke. It is a very embarrassing situation. At that time you can not say anything but feel annoyed inside. You can not make eye contact at that time. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:17:59 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Clean-Jokes-Can-Be-Shared-With-Anyone-to-Bring-Fun-and-Humor&id=3189406 http://ezinearticles.com/?Clean-Jokes-Can-Be-Shared-With-Anyone-to-Bring-Fun-and-Humor&id=3189406 I came here to this planet and where is my manual? No tour guide! Nothing! You expect me to figure it out on my own? Duh! Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:13:29 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Holidays-on-the-Earth-and-Off&id=3192654 http://ezinearticles.com/?Holidays-on-the-Earth-and-Off&id=3192654 Whether you're feeling good or bad, watching a funny video is good for you. What are the main advantages of watching funny video clips? Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:12:35 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Videos-Are-Good-For-You&id=3186569 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Videos-Are-Good-For-You&id=3186569 Children are made in a convenient size for a reason. All parents know that telling a child to do something or stop doing something does not guaranty results. God, realizing the problem, made children in an easy to manage, miniature size... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:03:37 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Children-Are-Made-in-Convenient-Size-For-a-Reason&id=3178645 http://ezinearticles.com/?Children-Are-Made-in-Convenient-Size-For-a-Reason&id=3178645 Life is getting monotonous and it feels like you are plowing through the dredges every day looking for a bright spark. Then it hits you to do something simply outrageous that will lead to a raucous amount of laughter and terrible aches to the stomach because of laughing stitches. You are thinking of starting a comedy club or comedy night. You shoot it down because it is too idealistic and the logistics behind will drive you nuts. Its either that or you trudge back to the boredom. Well, its not. There is a silver lining in your pathetic life after all. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:53:41 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Comedians-and-Workplace-A-Fantastic-Mix&id=3177415 http://ezinearticles.com/?Comedians-and-Workplace-A-Fantastic-Mix&id=3177415 You know how sometimes nothing is more entertaining than stupid funny quotes that make you laugh out loud. These short and simple quotes have the power to bring you laughter and joy in just a few seconds of reading them. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:23:46 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Find-Stupid-Funny-Quotes-For-Free&id=3163708 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Find-Stupid-Funny-Quotes-For-Free&id=3163708 A lot of people will tell you that there are no shortcuts to success and for the most part they are right. However, for those of you out there that still have that burning desire to learn how to be funny then the "pull back and reveal" technique is about as close as you can get to having a tool you can use to bring out laughs almost instantly. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:17:05 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-11-Use-the-Pull-Back-And-Reveal-Technique&id=3177289 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-11-Use-the-Pull-Back-And-Reveal-Technique&id=3177289 How many people do you encounter each day that deserve a prank call? Every day, we encounter people in our lives that just flat out annoy us. Sometimes they are our co-workers, oftentimes they are friends and family. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:48:41 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-8-People-Who-Deserve-a-Prank-Call&id=3172511 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-8-People-Who-Deserve-a-Prank-Call&id=3172511 I live in south Florida, no let me rephrase that, I live in south, south Florida. I live about 10 miles from the southern tip of Florida. In many ways this is paradise; warm sunny weather year round, lots of flora, and lots and fauna. We also have lots of alligators; and I do mean lots. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:44:02 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?See-You-Later-Alligator&id=3171480 http://ezinearticles.com/?See-You-Later-Alligator&id=3171480 As a guy, I have this romantic idea about sturdy old hand-tools that get passed down from father to son. The ones that just require a little re-sharpening and adjusting before they work like new again. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:04:50 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Wearing-Things-Out&id=3168617 http://ezinearticles.com/?Wearing-Things-Out&id=3168617 Who knew such danger lurked right in the safety of his own home? I certainly don't remember this being mentioned during marriage counseling or else I would have purchased some sort of ear protection. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:40:01 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Going-Wife-Deaf&id=3168652 http://ezinearticles.com/?Going-Wife-Deaf&id=3168652 All businesses can benefit from cartoons for use in presentations, staff literature and Xmas cards. They can also enhance your website or blog adding a touch of glamour and humor. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:53:28 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Cartoonists-How-Cartoonists-and-Illustrators-Can-Bring-Laughter-to-Your-Business&id=3168892 http://ezinearticles.com/?Cartoonists-How-Cartoonists-and-Illustrators-Can-Bring-Laughter-to-Your-Business&id=3168892 I know, it's hard to believe that I could actually come up with even more high quality, pithy, funny questions while maintaining the low standards of writing you've come to expect from such a hack writer as myself. But, it's a living. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:19:19 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Questions-About-Life-Part-5&id=3164880 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Questions-About-Life-Part-5&id=3164880 There are many funny photos that you may have in your life. These may photos that you really like and that you want to show to the world. You might be wondering where you can share these photos. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:15:16 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Before-and-After-Photos&id=3165764 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Before-and-After-Photos&id=3165764 Clothes make the man. Good taste is an acquired art. Dressing well helps everyone. Forget your skin, be comfortable in your attire. It's better to look good than feel good. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:57:44 -0600 http://ezinearticles.com/?On-Being-Sartorially-Impaired&id=3161576 http://ezinearticles.com/?On-Being-Sartorially-Impaired&id=3161576 Your vampire lover has been busy, gorging himself on local, well, prime rib. Now, it's up to you to clean up; after all, no vampire worth his canines would be caught alive with leftovers on his hands, or worse under his neatly manicured mother-of-pearl fingernails. Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:05:43 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Vampire-Life-Part-7-What-to-Do-With-the-Ghoulish-Remains&id=3181862 http://ezinearticles.com/?Vampire-Life-Part-7-What-to-Do-With-the-Ghoulish-Remains&id=3181862 The terms "sports widow" didn't arise out of vacuum. It's a real thing! Many wives dread when football season arrives, or basketball, or hockey, or whatever sport their husband's athletic addiction finds itself adhering to. There just seems to be something about the testosterone surge that switches on during an intense athletic event that captures the male hook, line and sinker. Here are some of the ways you can tell if your husband is addicted to sports: Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:03:15 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?8-Signs-Your-Husband-is-Addicted-to-Sports&id=3157477 http://ezinearticles.com/?8-Signs-Your-Husband-is-Addicted-to-Sports&id=3157477 A disturbing incident at the very beautiful church in Wichita Falls, featuring my snooty aunt, and my cousins Bobby and Danny. Yes, especially Bobby. Most unfortunate, sad, really. Here's how it happened ... Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:35:38 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Incident-at-Floral-Heights-Methodist-Church&id=3179903 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Incident-at-Floral-Heights-Methodist-Church&id=3179903 Funny campaign slogans can be your last chance when you're running out of ideas but still want to rise to power. Use my list of campaign slogans, and that nice presidential chair will surely belong to you! Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:11:22 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Campaign-Slogans-to-Conquer-the-World&id=3149837 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Campaign-Slogans-to-Conquer-the-World&id=3149837 There needs to be a way to easily vent frustration over the poor job our politicians are doing in Washington. And conversely, there needs to be a way to show our appreciation when they show a bit of backbone and actually protect our interests instead of those of the special interest groups. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:05:13 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?If-Your-Elected-Politician-is-Not-Doing-Their-Job,-Give-Them-the-Flamingo!&id=3148785 http://ezinearticles.com/?If-Your-Elected-Politician-is-Not-Doing-Their-Job,-Give-Them-the-Flamingo!&id=3148785 Well now, faith n begorrah, no this is not an accent I'm putting on because I did grow up in Ireland. So, you might be thinking or wondering what it was like in this little country we call The Emerald Isle and how we all ever made it. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:58:32 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Whats-it-Like-Growing-Up-in-Ireland?-I-Will-Tell-You!&id=3176337 http://ezinearticles.com/?Whats-it-Like-Growing-Up-in-Ireland?-I-Will-Tell-You!&id=3176337 This past weekend I had a big, blowout fight with my girlfriend. It was one of those that was so bad that we both had no problem with breaking the old rule about never going to bed upset. The next morning there was lots of tension in our hotel room and during breakfast. Bad times. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:22:17 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-7-How-the-Karate-Bikini-Song-Saved-My-Weekend&id=3076998 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-7-How-the-Karate-Bikini-Song-Saved-My-Weekend&id=3076998 Try to imagine The Three Stooges without all of the slaps, pokes, and punches. You can't do it. It just doesn't work. Virtually everything this great comedy trio did revolved around one guiding principle: comedy loves conflict. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:21:47 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-8-Comedy-Loves-Conflict&id=3078851 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-8-Comedy-Loves-Conflict&id=3078851 Have you ever told the same joke, you know your "signature line", to two different people on two different occasions and had one laugh and the other look at you like you were crazy? In your journey to be funny you need to know that there are some lines that just should not be crossed. Some subjects are just too over the top, too taboo, and will make people too uncomfortable when you talk about them. The sobering fact is that they are just not funny and should be avoided like the plague. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:21:15 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-6-Knowing-Whats-NOT-Funny&id=3069222 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-6-Knowing-Whats-NOT-Funny&id=3069222 Having a vivid imagination will take you very far if you want to learn how to be funny. Not everyone can be as wild and zany as Jim Carrey but that shouldn't stop you from pushing the limits and seeing what you can come up with. Using what I like to call "outrageous comparisons and associations" can help you along in this process. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:21:04 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-4-Use-Outrageous-Comparisons-and-Associations&id=3033112 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-4-Use-Outrageous-Comparisons-and-Associations&id=3033112 Today we're going a little bit psycho on you. Psychological that is. We'll be tackling 3 of the most accepted and widely agreed upon theories of humor out there. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:20:51 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-5-Understand-the-Big-3-Theories-of-Humor&id=3039942 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-5-Understand-the-Big-3-Theories-of-Humor&id=3039942 Every self-help book in the world worth its salt will tell you that if you want to become a success at anything then it pays to study the masters and model their behavior. This definitely applies to learning how to be funny as well. I say that if you want to "be" funny then you need to "study" funny. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:20:29 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-3-Study-Funny&id=3006640 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-3-Study-Funny&id=3006640 Anyone can become funny. It's really easy when you think about it. Most of the time when you are hanging out with friends or family and the laughs are flowing it is probably because someone is using the technique I'm about to share with you with even knowing it. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:20:11 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-2-Change-the-Assumption&id=3005911 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-2-Change-the-Assumption&id=3005911 Remember Chris Farley? You can learn how to be funny from him. He was funny partly because he was loud, VERY LOUD at times. When he got amped up and on a roll not only was his voice booming but his entire body was in action. Farley was a master at physical humor. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:19:48 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-1-Using-Your-Voice,-Body-Language,-and-Facial-Expressions&id=2999278 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-1-Using-Your-Voice,-Body-Language,-and-Facial-Expressions&id=2999278 Very funny quotes are considered by many to be just-another-sort-of-funny-stuff-around. Well, I couldn't disagree more! In fact, they could teach us quite a lot - if only we thought them a little bit through! Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:06:34 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Very-Funny-Quotes-And-What-They-Can-Teach-Us&id=3143072 http://ezinearticles.com/?Very-Funny-Quotes-And-What-They-Can-Teach-Us&id=3143072 Do you want to impress and astound your friends? Do you want to be the person everyone would love to be in company with? Then why not learn some famous life quotes. You probably have noticed some of the great leaders use famous quotes in their speeches and normal communication that make them truly memorable and interesting. Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:09:22 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Want-to-Impress-Your-Friends?-Throw-in-Some-Famous-Life-Quotes-in-Your-Conversation&id=3146553 http://ezinearticles.com/?Want-to-Impress-Your-Friends?-Throw-in-Some-Famous-Life-Quotes-in-Your-Conversation&id=3146553 It was dream of every individual to build a happy family. Having a happy family is a true pleasure of life. The joy of being in such a family is something that can't be describe in words. It increases your chances of being successful in your professional life as well. Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:07:24 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Keep-Your-Family-a-Happy-Family-by-Sharing-Funny-Life-Quotes&id=3146542 http://ezinearticles.com/?Keep-Your-Family-a-Happy-Family-by-Sharing-Funny-Life-Quotes&id=3146542 Have you ever considered the importance of laughter and how it actually affects your personal health? Studies have shown that when people laugh endorphins are released in one's brain. These endorphins help bring healing to your body! They have also been known to induce euphoria thus creating that 'good feeling' one experiences after a good laugh. So when challenging times arise read something that will make you laugh . . . such as this article! Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:47:41 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Humor-Forrest-Gump-Goes-to-Heaven&id=636714 http://ezinearticles.com/?Humor-Forrest-Gump-Goes-to-Heaven&id=636714 If you are hearing heckling spirits and have Ghost Life Coaches - embrace them and welcome them in your home and your life and once they get their wings, they'll go away. Just grin and bear it and wait until a bell rings. Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:21:08 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Embrace-Your-House-Ghost&id=3097041 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Embrace-Your-House-Ghost&id=3097041 When was the last time you heard a good joke that left you uncontrollably laughing? Don't you miss those times when you exchanged good jokes with friends or family? I always look forward to the next time I can meet up with them and share a good laugh. Good jokes really do make the world go round. Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:59:08 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Jokes-Make-the-World-Go-Round&id=3152723 http://ezinearticles.com/?Jokes-Make-the-World-Go-Round&id=3152723 Over time, of course, the ethnic divide has narrowed as people of different national backgrounds have crossed boundaries to have babies. My father is of mainly English descent, my mother of mainly Irish descent. In a court of law, I can use this information for the basis for pretty much any insanity defense. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:05:06 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Great-American-White-Melting-Pot&id=3122079 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Great-American-White-Melting-Pot&id=3122079 New Year breaks are the long-awaited breaks, when everyone makes it a point to celebrate it with their family, friends and sweethearts'. It's time to socialize, get-together and go for vacations. People plan out New Year breaks in a great way. Around the world there are countless New Year Vacation options where families and love couples, can go and have a great time. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:06:58 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?New-Year-Breaks-Get-Complete-Details-About-New-Years-Eve-Breaks&id=1734830 http://ezinearticles.com/?New-Year-Breaks-Get-Complete-Details-About-New-Years-Eve-Breaks&id=1734830 Cliches are predictable. When it comes to creating humor this makes them golden. These everyday sayings, phrases and expressions are so well known that by saying the first few words just about anyone should be able to complete the rest. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:23:15 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-10-Why-Cliches-Are-Your-Best-Friend&id=3117921 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-10-Why-Cliches-Are-Your-Best-Friend&id=3117921 Are you starting to get bored with the monotony of life? Do you find yourself searching for a little perk me up just to get you through each and every day? That was the same thing I was going through for quite some time now. But that was only until I rediscovered the power of a good joke. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:53:52 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?A-Joke-a-Day-Will-Brighten-Your-Day&id=3152716 http://ezinearticles.com/?A-Joke-a-Day-Will-Brighten-Your-Day&id=3152716 We interact with each other for different Purposes in the business deals, Family functions, Journey or Picnic etc. Some are good friends and relatives. Heart and mind gets impress with them who have got Jolly nature with good sense of humor. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:50:06 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Jokes-Are-the-Reason-to-Smile-Which-Works-Like-a-Magnet-to-Attract-Everyone&id=3106607 http://ezinearticles.com/?Jokes-Are-the-Reason-to-Smile-Which-Works-Like-a-Magnet-to-Attract-Everyone&id=3106607 Facebook addicts... Come together... Let's admit everything that we experience as Facebook users. The thoughts, the questions, the fears. This article runs through the distinct phases of any active Facebook user. Does it sound like you? Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:10:13 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Phasebook-Users?&id=3106216 http://ezinearticles.com/?Phasebook-Users?&id=3106216 You see, there was a difficult situation a while back between a man and his wife. Now, isn't that a new one, huh? Well, the lady of the house was at her wit's end trying to convince her supposedly faithful husband that he should spend more time with her around the house. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:30:53 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Good-Luck-Charms-Today&id=2732062 http://ezinearticles.com/?Good-Luck-Charms-Today&id=2732062 The following funny ways to save money are meant to be just that: funny. They are collected from blogs, websites and the minds of twisted scrooges. My disclaimer: Meant for entertainment purposes only - Please don't try these at home. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:14:47 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Some-Funny-Ways-to-Save-Money&id=3136934 http://ezinearticles.com/?Some-Funny-Ways-to-Save-Money&id=3136934 Of course that we exist or existed somewhere and at the some point, but how, why and where? Or, maybe we only lived in this big and empty space filled with the poisoned and polluted air. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:56:25 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Conquest-of-Emptiness&id=3112509 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Conquest-of-Emptiness&id=3112509 My super hero is bigger than yours (and if he ain't, I'll make him bigger!) American folklore, anyone can join in. Tall tales are a belly full of laughs! Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:05:16 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Tall-Tales-Taller-Than-Super-Heroes&id=739476 http://ezinearticles.com/?Tall-Tales-Taller-Than-Super-Heroes&id=739476 Funny cat videos are an ideal way to attract web traffic to your website, and are a great way to get your members more directly involved in the management of the site as well. Laughter really is the best medicine, and funny videos of cats the best tonic. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:38:49 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Cat-Videos-The-Mainstay-of-Any-Decent-Website&id=3105168 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Cat-Videos-The-Mainstay-of-Any-Decent-Website&id=3105168 Superman and Batman were so popular back in the beginning that even Uncle Sam enlisted them in the war effort. They helped to sell war bonds that supplied the government with the money to beat the Nazis. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:28:34 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Best-Comic-Books-It-All-Depends-on-Your-Perspective&id=3096517 http://ezinearticles.com/?Best-Comic-Books-It-All-Depends-on-Your-Perspective&id=3096517 One of them is the very popular Saturday Morning cartoon, the Justice League of America and the Super Friends. The last of these might have only lasted 4 years but between 2001 and 2004, but the Justice League Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:27:03 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Justice-League-of-America-Comics-Is-There-Another?&id=3096334 http://ezinearticles.com/?Justice-League-of-America-Comics-Is-There-Another?&id=3096334 Would you like to read about dreams online? There's nothing better than a funny dream - and why not share your funny dream online with others! But first, take a look at how to decode your funny dream... Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:42:30 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Read-About-Dreams-Online-We-All-Have-Messed-Up-Dreams!&id=3065020 http://ezinearticles.com/?Read-About-Dreams-Online-We-All-Have-Messed-Up-Dreams!&id=3065020 Try this, think of a story, something that really did happen to you, one that you've told over and over again to lots of people throughout your life. Maybe it was how you met your lover, barely survived a car accident during a bad snowstorm or saw someone famous at the airport. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:44:47 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-9-Life-Experiences-(not-Words)-Are-Funny&id=3092957 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-9-Life-Experiences-(not-Words)-Are-Funny&id=3092957 There are plenty of things happen to us on daily basis that makes our mood go down. Sometime our friends say something to us that we don't like. Sometimes work related problems makes us feel sad. And then those relationship problems which are so overwhelming that we feel there is no way to get out of it. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:31:41 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Share-the-Fun-and-Humor-With-Funny-Life-Quotes&id=3123940 http://ezinearticles.com/?Share-the-Fun-and-Humor-With-Funny-Life-Quotes&id=3123940 Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. It has been proved time to time that humor and laughter is best medicine. It is one of the best tools to uplift your emotional state and refresh your mind. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:31:14 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Humorous-Inspirational-Life-Quotes-Funny-Yet-Inspirational&id=3123884 http://ezinearticles.com/?Humorous-Inspirational-Life-Quotes-Funny-Yet-Inspirational&id=3123884 Today life is busy and everyone is as busy as ever. No body has much time for fun and humor. So we need something which can make us laugh out loud in short period of time. And what could best option than short funny life quotes. They are very short and take only few seconds to read them. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:30:44 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Short-Funny-Life-Quotes-Eternal-Gems-of-Wit-and-Humor&id=3123866 http://ezinearticles.com/?Short-Funny-Life-Quotes-Eternal-Gems-of-Wit-and-Humor&id=3123866 Have you ever noticed that Karma often works way too fast, so fast that you don't have time to anticipate it? Let me give you a for instance of something that happened to me just the other day, and I was totally blown away, I didn't even expect it. It was totally cool. Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:09:29 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Sometimes-Karma-Works-Way-Too-Fast!&id=3109814 http://ezinearticles.com/?Sometimes-Karma-Works-Way-Too-Fast!&id=3109814 If you're looking for something to make you laugh, webcomics are the best choice. They are relaxing, yet hilarious. Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:17:37 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Webcomics-Can-Cheer-You-Up&id=3085178 http://ezinearticles.com/?Webcomics-Can-Cheer-You-Up&id=3085178 This past weekend I had a big, blowout fight with my girlfriend. It was one of those that was so bad that we both had no problem with breaking the old rule about never going to bed upset. The next morning there was lots of tension in our hotel room and during breakfast. Bad times. Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:25:28 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-7-How-the-Karate-Bikini-Song-Saved-My-Weekend&id=3076998 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-7-How-the-Karate-Bikini-Song-Saved-My-Weekend&id=3076998 Fact is, if you think I smell under false pretenses, you're probably not going to want to hang out with me, let alone touch me, and going to spread the word that I made the bathroom smell so bad you thought you were going to die or throw up or both. So when Satan attacks your output and sticks his unholiness on it, you have to do your best to make sure no one ever knows that Rosemary's Baby came from you. Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:33:20 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Techniques-For-Outsmarting-Smell&id=3081138 http://ezinearticles.com/?Techniques-For-Outsmarting-Smell&id=3081138 Try to imagine The Three Stooges without all of the slaps, pokes, and punches. You can't do it. It just doesn't work. Virtually everything this great comedy trio did revolved around one guiding principle: comedy loves conflict. Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:19:06 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-8-Comedy-Loves-Conflict&id=3078851 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-8-Comedy-Loves-Conflict&id=3078851 I remember vacations as a kid. They were cruel and unusual punishment. Our folks planned them for late summer in an attempt to ready us for the onslaught of school. My baseball season would be winding down, and the tanker truck of tanning lotion running low for my two sisters, who hung out at the municipal pool and tormented college guys who were unfortunate or stupid enough to attend summer school. Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:27:54 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Veni,-Vidi,-Vici,-Vacation&id=3081954 http://ezinearticles.com/?Veni,-Vidi,-Vici,-Vacation&id=3081954 The Coolest Woman on the Planet, a self fulfilling prophecy? Could be - there's always that chance. I figure if Brad Callen can do it 'coolest guy on the planet' then more options are open. Branding your market with personal style is an effective means of labeling your product and making the sale. Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:15:21 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Coolest-Woman-on-the-Planet-Five-Simple-Steps&id=137077 http://ezinearticles.com/?Coolest-Woman-on-the-Planet-Five-Simple-Steps&id=137077 If you have made it big on stage or screen, it is important to remember the little guys. The friends you hung with in the old days before the fame and fortune. In this guide, we provide the basic information you need to know on how to become an actor that never forgets the guys in the old neighborhood. Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:01:52 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Become-an-Actor-That-Never-Forgets-His-Friends&id=2725609 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Become-an-Actor-That-Never-Forgets-His-Friends&id=2725609 We came by train to this manmade island under the Golden Gate Bridge. It was a place where sailors were imprisoned while the naval bureaucracy arranged for transportation to their final destination. It was Treasure Island, more commonly known as TI. Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:21:52 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Treasure-Island&id=3065461 http://ezinearticles.com/?Treasure-Island&id=3065461 Have you ever told the same joke, you know your "signature line", to two different people on two different occasions and had one laugh and the other look at you like you were crazy? In your journey to be funny you need to know that there are some lines that just should not be crossed. Some subjects are just too over the top, too taboo, and will make people too uncomfortable when you talk about them. The sobering fact is that they are just not funny and should be avoided like the plague. Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:08:51 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-6-Knowing-Whats-NOT-Funny&id=3069222 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-6-Knowing-Whats-NOT-Funny&id=3069222 Ever wondered if there was more behind what makes a good food fight or the thought behind what drives a food fight to occur? Well, I think I've got some interesting food for thought or instead food for fight awaiting you in this article. Don't hesitate, take a look now. Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:27:17 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Best-Kind-of-Fight-is-a-Food-Fight&id=3064681 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Best-Kind-of-Fight-is-a-Food-Fight&id=3064681 That's it! I am breaking up with my women's magazines! Instead of making me feel empowered, they are making me feel less than worthy! Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:05:07 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-More-I-Read-the-More-Worthless-I-Feel&id=3062570 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-More-I-Read-the-More-Worthless-I-Feel&id=3062570 When winter approaches in the mountains, it's not just the leaves that change. The wildlife gets a little hungrier too. All those cuddly critters turn into munching, crunching food storage machines. Chances are, something is going to chow down on anything that's not nailed down. You might even lose a few nails. Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:26:50 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?My-Birdfeeder-is-a-Midnight-Buffet&id=3084239 http://ezinearticles.com/?My-Birdfeeder-is-a-Midnight-Buffet&id=3084239 Hurricane Katrina and the other natural disasters have created an immediate demand for temporary housing nationwide. How do we effectively redistribute those in need? Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:37:28 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Humanitarian-Relief&id=83499 http://ezinearticles.com/?Humanitarian-Relief&id=83499 It is getting more difficult for me to keep a straight face when I work with teenagers. They come up with some interesting concepts. Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:24:03 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Booger-Brain-Teenagers-Are-at-it-Again&id=217598 http://ezinearticles.com/?Booger-Brain-Teenagers-Are-at-it-Again&id=217598 GUYS love pink! Yes it's true. We know most people are under the impression that pink is a forbidden color for us, but that's a misconception we'd like to clear up today. GUYS and PINK. The untold story. Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:48:58 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Guys-and-Pink&id=3051192 http://ezinearticles.com/?Guys-and-Pink&id=3051192 Anyone can become funny. It's really easy when you think about it. Most of the time when you are hanging out with friends or family and the laughs are flowing it is probably because someone is using the technique I'm about to share with you with even knowing it. Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:55:02 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-2-Change-the-Assumption&id=3005911 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-2-Change-the-Assumption&id=3005911 If you really want to get the vitriol flowing within a group of computer users, just start talking about spam and viruses. Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:24:55 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Spammers,-Whats-Your-Twenty?&id=3043168 http://ezinearticles.com/?Spammers,-Whats-Your-Twenty?&id=3043168 Everybody loves a festival, even the folks who shave furry animals and make things out of their soft natural fibers. My home town hosts an annual Fiber Festival. It's a lot like the county fair, but they don't slaughter everything afterward. Plus, it smells better and the livestock is a lot cuter. Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:01:27 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Feeling-My-Way-Around-a-Fiber-Festival&id=3012698 http://ezinearticles.com/?Feeling-My-Way-Around-a-Fiber-Festival&id=3012698 Having a vivid imagination will take you very far if you want to learn how to be funny. Not everyone can be as wild and zany as Jim Carrey but that shouldn't stop you from pushing the limits and seeing what you can come up with. Using what I like to call "outrageous comparisons and associations" can help you along in this process. Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:09:30 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-4-Use-Outrageous-Comparisons-and-Associations&id=3033112 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-4-Use-Outrageous-Comparisons-and-Associations&id=3033112 Bathroom humor has been around for ages and is especially strong amongst many college students and individuals with a comedic flair for offbeat pranks around toilet novelty items. So what is it that draws an individual to adorn their bathroom with toilet paper that has barbed wire imprinted on it? Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:06:23 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Toilet-Humor-Novelty-Items-and-the-Psychology-of-Bathroom-Comedy&id=3070516 http://ezinearticles.com/?Toilet-Humor-Novelty-Items-and-the-Psychology-of-Bathroom-Comedy&id=3070516 Go Online and you will come across hundred of thousand of funny life quotes. Whether you want to brighten up your day, lighten up the things or want to burst yourself with laughter, you will find all sort of funny quotes on internet. Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:00:24 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Life-Quotes-to-Keep-the-Fun-and-Humor-Alive&id=3066932 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Life-Quotes-to-Keep-the-Fun-and-Humor-Alive&id=3066932 I just love collecting Quotes on all subjects. Whenever I come across a good funny life quote that make me laugh or inspiring and motivational life quote that shake me to the core and inspire me to take action, I jot them down on my computer. Later on, whenever I feel blue, I just open my computer and read all my collection of quotes. Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:59:00 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?My-Favorite-Funny-Life-Quotes&id=3060187 http://ezinearticles.com/?My-Favorite-Funny-Life-Quotes&id=3060187 A funny quote has power to turn the worst situation into a bearable one. It is something that can really make difference in your daily life. It makes you bear the toughest situations of life easily. Somehow it reminds all of us that life is for fun and enjoyment. It reminds us about what is truly important about our existence on earth. Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:54:09 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Five-Famous-Funny-Life-Quotes-to-Bring-on-the-Giggles&id=3054523 http://ezinearticles.com/?Five-Famous-Funny-Life-Quotes-to-Bring-on-the-Giggles&id=3054523 When the economy looks gloomy, everyone needs some humor for a good laugh. As the saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine." That's probably true to a certain extent. Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:08:57 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Pictures-For-a-Good-Laugh&id=3054624 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Pictures-For-a-Good-Laugh&id=3054624 My recent birthday dragged "double nickels" kicking and screaming into my psyche. Now, several recurrent thoughts occupy my feeble mind: Sandra Bullock in a wet tee-shirt (although I've forgotten why); honey-flavored pitted prunes (obviously, a desire to remain a regular guy); and, a late night snack with Jack Kevorkian (excuse me, Doc, is that Grey Poupon in your bag?). This sudden awareness of mortality bites like a pit bull in a post office. Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:53:43 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Im-39-and-Holding!&id=3022308 http://ezinearticles.com/?Im-39-and-Holding!&id=3022308 Today we're going a little bit psycho on you. Psychological that is. We'll be tackling 3 of the most accepted and widely agreed upon theories of humor out there. Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:43:49 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-5-Understand-the-Big-3-Theories-of-Humor&id=3039942 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-5-Understand-the-Big-3-Theories-of-Humor&id=3039942 Managers of the world, exploit! You have nothing to lose but your pathetic, replaceable goons. Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:29:17 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Exploitationist-Manifesto-A-Management-Revolution-For-Our-Times&id=1885934 http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Exploitationist-Manifesto-A-Management-Revolution-For-Our-Times&id=1885934 I'm a commuter, something I'm not ashamed of. Among other things it gives me free time to write this blog. Most mornings I catch a taxi to the station. I'm not much of a talker in the morning, but some of the drivers fail to appreciate this. It is a major achievement that during a seven minute journey the driver can tell me the complete story of his life down to the most minute and personal detail. Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:33:20 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Adventures-With-a-Taxi-Driver&id=3012637 http://ezinearticles.com/?Adventures-With-a-Taxi-Driver&id=3012637 Are the old techniques getting a little boring? 10 new ways guaranteed to keep your annoying acquaintance at a distance of 100 yards for good. You will never be unprepared the next time you are asked to listen to another dumb story or solicited to buy some life insurance, girl scout cookies, etc. Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:49:51 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?10-New-Ways-to-Be-Rid-of-Annoying-People&id=3010589 http://ezinearticles.com/?10-New-Ways-to-Be-Rid-of-Annoying-People&id=3010589 Every self-help book in the world worth its salt will tell you that if you want to become a success at anything then it pays to study the masters and model their behavior. This definitely applies to learning how to be funny as well. I say that if you want to "be" funny then you need to "study" funny. Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:41:59 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-3-Study-Funny&id=3006640 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-3-Study-Funny&id=3006640 Now you know full well that there's enough fabric in her closet to resurface Central Park, so what do you do? You want to sympathize with her, but the old Visa card just can't take another hit. Here is the universal solution to this problem... Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:07:52 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?A-Uniform-Solution&id=2989713 http://ezinearticles.com/?A-Uniform-Solution&id=2989713 Marriage jokes are some of the best because most of us are able to relate to them. Read a few and put a smile on your face. Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:42:45 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Learn-to-Laugh-With-Marriage-Jokes&id=3029766 http://ezinearticles.com/?Learn-to-Laugh-With-Marriage-Jokes&id=3029766 This is a uniquely personal guide and in no way bears any relation to anybody else's experience! The acai berry is the miracle fruit, so that not only does it help you lose weight and make you feel 15 years old again, it nips out to the shops for you and can be cajoled in to doing a bit of ironing for you. Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:09:01 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?10-Reasons-to-Take-the-Acai-Berry-Fruit&id=3027123 http://ezinearticles.com/?10-Reasons-to-Take-the-Acai-Berry-Fruit&id=3027123 The one thing that is for sure in this world is that comedy ad things that are funny, silly, or sexy really get people's attention ad stand out in their minds. Why do you think that advertisers use content that is really funny, pretty silly, downright stupid and/or irritating or a bit on the sexy/steamy side? Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:11:36 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Why-Are-Funny-Video-Clips-So-Popular?&id=3035391 http://ezinearticles.com/?Why-Are-Funny-Video-Clips-So-Popular?&id=3035391 If you think that you have seen everything when it comes to funny video clips you really need to think about that statement again because someone will always come up with something that is just a little funnier or wackier or just plain sillier. This has always been the way of it. What this has actually become is a huge game of "one-upmanship" or I can do that better than you did/can. Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:10:56 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Video-Clips-Are-Everywhere-These-Days&id=3035398 http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Video-Clips-Are-Everywhere-These-Days&id=3035398 Remember Chris Farley? You can learn how to be funny from him. He was funny partly because he was loud, VERY LOUD at times. When he got amped up and on a roll not only was his voice booming but his entire body was in action. Farley was a master at physical humor. Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:06:17 -0500 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-1-Using-Your-Voice,-Body-Language,-and-Facial-Expressions&id=2999278 http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Be-Funny-Part-1-Using-Your-Voice,-Body-Language,-and-Facial-Expressions&id=2999278 Copyright 2009 EzineArticles.com - All Rights Reserved.