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"Despite his misgivings, Stuart had heard that branding was an essential part of article marketing."
Posted: Jul 27th, 2011, 08:56am
"I'm sorry, Master, but each keyword you request counts as a wish. 3 keywords, 3 wishes. That's the rule."
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011, 02:38pm
"It was obvious to Carol that Frank's downtime plan needed a little work."
Posted: Apr 26th, 2011, 11:19am
"On the advice of his readers, Jeffery decided to adopt a more formal writing style."
Posted: Mar 25th, 2011, 08:25am
"Anita always dreamed of someday seeing highly-targeted traffic."
Posted: Feb 7th, 2011, 09:17pm
"Master, you've already been granted 2 great article ideas. Wouldn't you like to use your third wish for something else?"
Posted: Jan 12th, 2011, 04:07pm
"Despite Stanley's best efforts to write content for the long tail, his audience remained unimpressed with his talents."
Posted: Oct 27th, 2010, 09:06am
"Felix always added HTML tags to his articles ... though he really questioned their effectiveness."
Posted: Sep 8th, 2010, 04:27pm
"Wow! Now that's what I call a laser-targeted article!"
Posted: Aug 23rd, 2010, 04:03pm
"Jane had barely finished her morning coffee but EzineArticles was busy auto-tweeting her articles to the world."
Posted: Aug 10th, 2010, 08:09am
"My article is LIVE! LIIIIIIIVE!"
Posted: May 19th, 2010, 10:31am
"Honey, I swear that article on 'How to Deal with a Nag' was purely fictional and based on what I've heard from other guys who have one of THOSE kind of wives ... you do believe me, right sweetie?"
Posted: May 13th, 2010, 08:09am
"What?? I just never want to miss any of my article email alerts, that's all"
Posted: May 7th, 2010, 01:39pm
"I am too an environmentalist! Even now I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint by only writing evergreeen articles."
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2010, 11:32am
"John was quite proud of his ability to repurpose existing articles"
Posted: Mar 9th, 2010, 02:57pm
"Jane's attempt to create the perfect environment for writing ski articles comes to a tragic end."
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009, 09:35am
"Honey, I'm BEGINNING to think my overuse of bold, underline, italics and CAPS in my articles has created some weird side-effects..."
Posted: Aug 18th, 2009, 12:53pm
"John decides to fix his articles' broken links once and for all."
Posted: Jul 22nd, 2009, 09:38am
"So many repeat bad article submitters... so little time!"
Posted: Jun 30th, 2009, 04:31pm
"Jane didn't clearly understand the concept of 'multiple pen names'"
Posted: Jun 5th, 2009, 08:52am
"Just let me get one more article in... then I'm all yours."
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 10:38am
"John capitalizes on the fact that his best ideas always come to him on the toilet and in the shower."
Posted: May 15th, 2009, 08:00am
"My article should be going live right about... now! Man, I love being an EzineArticles Premium member!"
Posted: May 8th, 2009, 08:18am
"Thousands of Unique Visitors"
Posted: May 4th, 2009, 10:01am
"I don't mean to be critical of your article, but out of 1,000 words, 400 of them are links to your website... "
Posted: Mar 9th, 2009, 12:52pm
"I should've been more clear when I said to cut up your larger article into smaller, stand-alone articles."
Posted: Feb 16th, 2009, 12:37pm
"The articles I stole from you had several misspelled words. So I bought you a spell-check program."
Posted: Feb 11th, 2009, 08:16am
"Bob takes his URL tracking to the next level."
Posted: Feb 5th, 2009, 03:42pm
