The Internet is better than you. Here's why:

• The Internet doesn't eat or sleep.
• The Internet doesn't take coffee breaks, smoke breaks, or bathroom breaks.
• The Internet doesn't go on vacation.
• The Internet doesn't want to spend time with its family, go to little league games, or attend dance recitals.
• The Internet never gets tired.
• The Internet doesn't want to go to football games on Sunday, shopping with friends, or just lay around in bed doing nothing at all.
• The Internet works 24 hours a day seven days a week forever without stopping.
• The Internet can process multiple orders at anytime night or day.
• The Internet can collect money, deposit money, and transfer money.
• The Internet can exchange currency from any country instantly.
• The Internet can deliver goods and services instantly.
• The Internet can put money in your bank account while you sleep.
• The Internet is accessible to anyone, anywhere in the world.
• The Internet is in every country and every city, all at the same time.
• The Internet can connect to billions of people in any time zone at all hours of the day.
• The Internet works constantly without getting paid.
• The Internet doesn't need health insurance.
• The Internet doesn't need to be coddled, inspired, or told it's doing a good job.
• You can't hurt the Internet's feelings.
• The Internet doesn't get bored, sidetracked, frustrated, angry.
• The Internet doesn't lose its passion, lack focus, or steal paper from the supply closet.

The Internet can do all the work you can't and it can do it without a paycheck. Once you start it up, it will never stop working. Once your products are online you have made them available to over 1 billion customers all over the world.

It is the most powerful weapon in your arsenal. It is the most productive employee you will ever have. It is right there, right now, waiting to do your bidding. The Internet can work, will work, and wants to work for you. Let it!

Give the Internet its marching orders and then go to the football game on Sunday, go shopping with friends, or just lay around in bed doing nothing at all.