To fill an occasional need we here at You Want It We Got It are proud to announce a new and heretofore nonexistent service. It is a specialty service aimed at young adults (40 and under) who are just too darn busy to invest the time required for an ongoing relationship with their parents. We understand, even if your parents don't; that work, parties, friends, trips, dogs, the house, yard, car, boat, motorcycle and a wide variety of personal relationships have to come first.
That's where our new and exciting Parents On Demand program takes over. With our program there is no need to make those bothersome telephone calls to see how the folks are doing. There is no requirement to mail a card or visit or even send an e-mail. There is absolutely no requirement to buy them a plane ticket for a week long stay. Our parents are your parents only when you want them. We completely remove the burdens and guilt associated with parents. I probably should mention here that grandparents are also available upon request.
Don't forget that Parents On Demand will not carp about your failure to visit or complain about that tasteful tattoo. They will not criticize your spouse or suggest you drink less. They will not inspect your house for dust. They won't advise you on how to dress. They won't tell you how they did it in the good old days and they certainly won't mention that you clearly spend a lot more money than you earn. Our Parents On Demand are there simply to fill your wants.
You just fill out a one time questionnaire and we will match you with your personal Parents On Demand. You might want to show them off to your boss as a demonstration of your great family life. There's nothing like our Parents On Demand making a brief appearance at a party your are hosting for the office. The corporate hierarchy appreciates an employee with strong family ties.
After hearing all the complaints about parents and in-laws from friends and neighbors you will likely have your Parents On Demand over for the neighborhood cookout. Showing the snooty neighbors your great family life is rewarding. Parents On Demand are available for one or both spouses. It could be great fun to have all the Parents On Demand over for dinner, particularly around the holidays. Parents On Demand can arrive in a limo to further enhance the experience. Your neighbors will certainly be envious.
Don't forget that Parents On Demand are great for birthdays, cookouts, shopping trips, lunch with you and coworkers or friends and all the times it would be nice to have your parents around.
Your biological parents, or as we like to call them, your childhood parents, will get the message soon enough. Our advice is to ignore, ignore, ignore. After a few months, they will get on with their lives and leave you to do the same with your new Parents On Demand.
Remember our motto: Parents On Demand Makes Parents Fun.
Jack Kean
http://www.keanwriter.com
Jack is an author and columnist who frequently writes on a variety of subjects. He has a BS in Educational Psychology, a JD Degree and many years in federal law enforcement. His web site is eclectic, informative and entertaining. You will find RV and travel articles as well as articles about English Bulldogs and senior humor. You will also enjoy travel pictures such as one of Lake Louise and of course English Bulldog puppies.
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