Computers Are Taking Over and It's Only a Matter of Weeks Until This Happens to You!

People call me all the time to ask me to repair their washing machine.

The problem is, they assume because I'm on the 1st page of Google, I'm a real person.

Little do they know I'm a computer generated voice and image, bound by the laws of this game to never leave the 3 ft square area surrounding my broadband connection. I was designed by Bill Gates, that's the bloke called Bill who fixes my Mums gates.

I am designed to answer on the 3rd ring, to always be polite and to always answer your question with another question.

This is a look at the break down of my pre programmed script.

It is coming to a call centre near you, soon. Isn't it?

"C" = Customer.

"R" = My pre programmed reply.

C "Do you repair washing machines?"

R "Is yours broken?"

C "Well yes it is, can you help?"

R "You are sure by now that you cannot help yourself?"

C " Yes, that's why I am calling you"

R " What exactly are you calling me?"

C " I'm not calling you anything, I'm just calling to see if you can help"

R " Would you like my help?"

C " Yes, can you come and see my washing machine please?"

R "Do you have a camera?"

C " Yes, of course I have a camera"

R " Can you send me a photograph of your washing machine? Then I won't need to come out and see it will I"

C "Do you not want to come out?"

R " That's hardly the point is it?"

C "Are you stupid?"

R "Are you calling me stupid?"

C "No of course I'm not calling you stupid"

R "Did I call you?"

C " No. I called you"

R " Have you tried pushing the reset button?"

C "No. where is it?

R "Is it just at the back of the camera, where it says reset?"

C "But my camera is ok, I want to know about my washing machine"

R "Is your camera in the machine?"

C "No. I don't know where it is!"

R " Maybe you should call back when you've found it?"

C "It's in the Kitchen"

R "Congratulations, have you found it?"

C "Yeah, I found it"

R " How did you find it?"

C " Really, really hard work"

R " We are a great team aren't we?"

C "Yeah"

R "Will you call again?"

C "No"

R "Can I mark this case as closed?"

C "Are you on something?"

R " Can't you tell I'm on fibre optic?"

C "Can I go now?"

R " Will you hang up 1st?"

C " Yeah"

About this Author

Aiden Mackle has been writing articles on-line for over 4 years now. He runs a couple of small companies Washing Machine Repairs and Tumble Dryer Repairs

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