After finally been pushed to the brink of insanity by these Presidential elections and everything that goes with them, i figured i could start my own school that probably would entice some lesser known people to run for office that could do a better job than what we have in front of us today. I figured if i could make one fifth of what people donate to these so called candidates , I would be set for life and maybe we would have a better United States of America. I'd first tell them not to worry if they have any experience in acting, as it seems for the past three or four Elections that acting, bad acting that is comes naturally anyway. And all you have to be is a good storyteller because like they say if you can tell a good story whether or not its true they will come and spend their hard earned money, and most likely vote for you.

First i would take them down the old memory lane road of past Presidential Elections, and point out my philosophy on the road which got us this far. I think that maybe we could point a finger at Tricky Dick and that big Watergate mess he got into but, i think Ronnie Reagan got the ball rolling with trying to get people to read his lips, no new taxes? right and we all will be millionaires, Not! And then came what i think has been the only bright spot in our Presidential spotlight to date and his name was Bill Clinton. The country has not been right since. I mean when was the last time this country has had a surplus? I mean does anybody even remember that word, I think not. And then came the Bush empire which has done nothing but run this country into the ground and the deficit has grown to such a number that pretty soon they will have to invent some new numbers. Who thinks its better to blow trillions of dollars on a senseless war over in Iraq and Afghanistan and are getting a lot of our soldiers killed for nothing.

So the moral to my philosophy would to be is sit down and study everything these politicians from the past have pledged and actually do them and this country will be a better place for everyone. And all those millions people and corporations donate to you for your campaign, I think you could rent a bus and go across country for a couple million and you would not need any advisers because you would all ready now how to fix the mess we are in just from their mistakes and put it back into the country not just giving everybody 600 dollars, give me a break. And if he was still politically active i think it would be a good idea to give Bill Clinton a call because if anybody a got his mojo together, bill does. So study real hard because in about four years we will be looking for another graduating class and hopefully we can get this mess straightened out.
Peace, Love and Happiness!